It's about time...
Manly Man Candle Company has solved your Christmas Shopping Dilemma. You can now buy candles for the rugged he-man on your list. Comes in scents such as Grandma's Cooking, Leather, Hunting Lodge and Yardwork. Particularly delightful are the descriptions of each candle. Check out this clip from the product description for the "Clean Laundry" candle...Doing laundry is horrible. First off, it's boring, secondly, it's too hard, and lastly, your clothes just get dirty again in the next couple of days.
I have a few more suggestions for the product line. How about After Rugby, Dirty Socks and Fish On! ?